Red & Blue united today against the White team but lost.

MATCH REPORT: 9/6

The Blue team didn't even make this close with Ed in particular doing significant damage to the Red team. Let's go to the video tape!






Inspired finish by #6 taking any advantage he can get. The chants of Keebooooooo ring around the stadium (after his strike at 52 seconds.)



The turn of the game? Four-year-old Patrick Keeble with a drop of the shoulder (45 seconds) and powerful finish past his own sister no less!

MATCH DAY PREVIEW: 8/30

Though it means Hock won't be able to indulge in his goose-worrying hobby, WSS returns to the turf again this Sunday.

MATCH DAY PREVIEW: 8/9

The weather will play a part of whether we play or not, but if we can field 8-a-side during last week's borderline flash flood conditions, I'm sure there will be enough of us there to play regardless.

MATCH PREVIEW: 8/2

Jerry the "garbage man" on his day job



Jerry's match.com profile photo

It could be hot, it could be stormy. But the soccer is going to be sizzling. Despite the lack of a blog posting (Keeble - "not guilty, your honor") it sounds like Jerry is now a marked man. But I can promise you this - the Red team will win this Sunday, behind the goalscoring prowess of Keeble. That's a guarantee. You want to win, wear red. Or you'll be wearing a red face at 11 o'clock.

MATCH PREVIEW: 7/26

Due to an absence completely unrelated to the recent arrests for corruption, illegal organ sales and money laundering across New Jersey, Keeble will be unavailable for selection this Sunday.

While the rest of WSS's elite play, #6 will be in an executive box watching AC Milan v Inter Milan in Boston, drinking champagne and dipping whole Cornish game hen into caviar like normal people would dip a skanky chicken wing from Hooters into a suspicious blue cheese dip. But again, this extravagance is in no way related to the unpleasantness which Keeble was definitely not involved in and you can't say he "got away with" anything, because he's innocent until proven guilty.

ANYWAY if one of the blog's other scribes would like to take on a post-match report, please feel free. Reading it will almost be as good as being there.

And if the Feds stop by, nobody knows nothin'. Capiche?